after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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