I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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