It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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