And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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