we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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