I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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