Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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