kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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