...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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