Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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