3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Are we still banned from the library?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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