we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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