I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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