Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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