He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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