This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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