dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I cockslap morals
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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