apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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