The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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