She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
