They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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