There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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