Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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