And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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