I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I think your dad took our porno
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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