she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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