You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I stole a fireplace last night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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