Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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