remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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