After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
there is puke in my bra ... again
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