Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize