hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
This baby is an asshole
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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