hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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