what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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