no, he came in my armpit
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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