You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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