So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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