Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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