Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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