i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
