My room smells like vodka and shame
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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