You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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