I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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