you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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