I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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