Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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