why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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