found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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