Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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