the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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