3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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