Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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