Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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